Hang on guys have you read the link between your new hero darreb
Niccols and his role as an anti Welsh language campaiagn. Your heroes
are rather odd ones and take the rants of this one.
Those
charming neo fascists at Sovereign Cymru (see post earlier today)
shared an upload from Wales own Steve Bannon ie the loathsome neath
based Alt Rightist Darren Bromham - Nichols. Oprah Winfrey is the latest
target for Nichols uncontrolled bigotry and bile, which says everything
you need to know about Bromham-Nichols because even the Trumps were
impressed by Oprah's superb speech at the golden globes (click link). https://twitter.com/CymruSovereign/status/950468240915955712
“A
great take by a Welshman Darren Bromham-Nichols on Hollywood's Golden
globe virtue signalling chamber full of out of touch with reality multi
millionaires living in gated communities trying to tell us plebs how we
should think https://t.co/QqDyW4C2uH”
twitter.co
http://cneifiwr-emlyn.blogspot.co.uk/2017/02/mistar-urdd-y-kippers-chyflafan-mewn.html
Mistar Urdd, y Kippers a Chyflafan mewn Cwt Ieir
Helo blant!Mae hi bron yn amser gwely. Ydych chi'n barod am stori fach?
Roedd yn ddiwrnod braf pan aeth Mistar Urdd i Ben-y-Bont ar Ogwr i gyhoeddi Eisteddfod yr Urdd 2017 a chwrdd â llawer o bobl bwysig iawn.
"Rydym yn mynd i greu miliwn o siaradwyr Cymraeg", meddai Wncwl Carwyn.
"Rwy'n caru'r iaith Gymraeg", meddai Anti Caroline Jones, Aelod Cynulliad UKIP , "ond dw i ddim am weld addysg Gymraeg i holl blant Cymru".
Teimlai Mistar Urdd braidd yn anghyffyrddus wrth iddo sefyll rhwng Anti Caroline ac Wncwl Carwyn, ond gwenai pawb arall o glust i glust!
A dyma Darren Bromham-Nichols sy'n gweithio i Anti Caroline yn ei swyddfa fach hyfryd yng Nghastell Nedd. Am enw anodd, blant!
Mae Mr Bromham-Nichols yn hoffi cŵn bach, ac mae ganddo ddiddordeb mawr mewn cwestiynau cyfoes, megis "I ba raddau ydy hiliaeth a sosialaeth yn elfennau annatod o ffasgaeth?":
While I think we can concede racism is more of a subject now and more is brought to the surface, none of us expect slaves working in the cotton fields or have to make sure we're not walking into the wrong “Whites” or “Coloureds” entrance. I mean, I've not been on a bus for a while but I don't expect they still make black people sit at the back any more...
Na, dw i ddim yn deall chwaith, blant.
Tra bod Mr Bromham-Nichols yn hoff iawn o gŵn bach annwyl, dyw e ddim yn hoffi rabsgaliwns Cymdeithas yr Iaith. Ddim o gwbwl.
"Maen nhw'n eithafwyr plentynaidd", meddai Wncwl Neil Hamilton, sydd yn ffrind i Anti Caroline.
Ac yna aeth Mr Bromham-Nichols ati i ymchwilio Cymdeithas yr Iaith yn ei swyddfa fach hyfryd. A oedd Wncwl Carwyn yn rhoi arian i'r bobl ddrwg yma?
Er siom fawr Mr Bromham-Nichols, methodd ei waith ymchwil, ond roedd e'n benderfynol o fynd i'r gad yn erbyn gwehilion cythryblus yr hen Gymdeithas ddrwg.
"The hunters will become the hunted", meddai Mr Bromham-Nichols. "Tally-ho, what, what!"
Ac wele, draw ym Mae Caerdydd roedd yna ffermwraig ifanc o'r enw Dr Bethan Jenkins. "Rwy wedi penderfynu gwahardd llwynogod Cymdeithas yr Iaith rhag rhoi tystiolaeth i Bwyllgor Diwylliant, y Gymraeg a Chyfathrebu y Cwt Ieir am nad ydyn nhw'n parchu mandad democrataidd UKIP", meddai.
Roedd Wncwl Neil, Anti Caroline a Mr Bromham-Nichols wrth eu bodd. "Am benderfyniad gwych", medden nhw.
Yn fuan iawn ar ôl hynny, cafodd Wncwl Neil wahoddiad annisgwyl gan aelodau Plaid Lafur yn Llangennech oedd yn eiddgar am ei weld yn y pentref.
"A wnewch chi gysylltu â nhw i drefnu gwibdaith a'r cyhoeddusrwydd?" gofynnodd Wncwl Neil i Mr Bromham-Nichols. Yn Saesneg, wrth gwrs.
Ac i ffwrdd ag ef.
Fe gafodd Mr Bromham-Nichols sgwrs gyfrinachol, ddifyr efo'i ffrindiau newydd yn ardal Llanelli fel aelod o grŵp preifat ar Weplyfr.
😊😊😊😊😊😊
Ond yn anffodus, roedd rhyw hen lwynog cyfrwys yn clustfeinio, ac mi ddaeth y cyfan allan mewn cyfres o twîts.
Roedd yna gecru a chlegar byddarol yn hen dŷ cam Plaid Lafur, a'r plu'n hedfan ymhobman. "Nid arnaf fi mae'r bai", meddai Mr Waters, ac roedd pawb ond y Kippers yn flin ofnadwy.
Wel, dyna stori ryfedd!
Cysgwch yn dawel, blantos.
English Translation
Mister Urdd, the Kippers and the carnage in Cwt Leir.
Hello children!
It's almost bedtime are you ready for a little story?
It was a nice day when Mister Urdd, Pen y Bont and Ogmore Eisteddfod yr Urdd 2017 met a lot of very important people.
"We are going to create a million Welsh speakers." said Uncle Carwyn.
"I love the Welsh language," said Aunty Caroline Jones, UKIP
Assembly Member, "but I don't want to see all Welsh education for
children in Wales."
Mister Urdd felt rather uncomfortable standing between Aunty
Caroline and Uncle Carwyn, but everyone was smiling from ear to ear"
And here is Darren Bromham-Nichols who works with Aunty Caroline in a lovely small office in Neath. A difficult name children!
Mr Bromhom-Nichols likes little dogs and has a strong interest in
contemporary questions like, "To what extent are racism and socialism
integral elements of fascism?"
"While I think we can concede racism is more of a subject now and
more is brought to the surface, none of us expect slaves working in the
cotton fields or have to make sure we're not walking into the wrong
"White" or "Coloured" entrance. I mean, I've not been on a bus for a
while but I don't expect they still make black people at the back..."
No I don't understand either, children."
While Mr Bromham-Nichols loved adorable little dogs he did not like the rapscallions Cymdeithais yr Iaith. Not at all!
"They are childish extremists" said Uncle Neil Hamilton, who is a friend of Aunty Caroline.
Mr Bromham-Nichols set out to investigate Cymdeithas yr Iaith in
his lovely little office. And was Uncle Carwyn giving money to these
bad people here?
It was a big disappointment Mr Bonham-Nichols thought about his
research but he was determined to continue going against the old bad
Society.
"The hunters will become the hunted," said Mr Bonham-Nichols, "Tally-ho, what, what!"
And there, up in my Cardiff, there was a young farmer's wife of the name Dr Bethan Jenkins.
"I have decided to ban the sly foxes of Cymdeithais yr Iaith from
giving evidence to the Bwyllgor Diwylliant y Gymraeg a Chyfathrebu y Cwt
Ieir (this name translates roughly to the Welsh Committee of Culture
and Communication) and that they must respect the UKIP democratic
mandates." she said.
Uncle Neil, Aunty Caroline and Mr Bonham-Nichols were delighted, "A great choice," they said.
Very soon after that, Uncle Neil got an unexpected invitation with
the members of the Labour Party in Llangennech who they were eager to
see in the village.
"And will you join them to arrange an outing for the publicity?" said Uncle Neil and Mr Bonham-Nichols. In English of course.
And away with it.
He got Mr Bonham-Nichols to have a private conversation with his
delightful new friends in the Llanelli area, like the members of the
private group "Weplyfr" (sorry can't translate this)
But unfortunately the sly old foxes eavesdropped on him through the whole outing in a series of tweets.
There was bickering and deafening cackling in the old henhouse of the Labour Party and the feathers flew everywhere.
"This was not my fault," said Mr Waters, but it was the Kippers unfortunately.
Well, there's a strange story!
Sleep quietly children.
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