Taffy Voted UKIP

Taffy is a Welshman,
Taffy is no thief.
UKIP came to Taffy's house
and stole all true belief

Taffy made no protest,
for he doesn't like a row,
Neil Hamilton called on him again
and stole the bloody cow.

UKIP stole his care and tolerance
they stole his conscience too.
They even stole his language
and flushed it down the loo.

Taffy is a Welshman,
Taffy is a fool.
Taffy voted UKIP
when we offered him the truth

And now the hope is closing down
and Welsh Labours had its day,
Taffy still lives upon his knees,
for he knows no other way.

Now sometimes UKIPS members
will start a row or so,
but you can bank on Taffy:
he still doesn't want to know.

Taffy is a Welshman
who likes to be oppressed.
He was proud to tug his forelock
to Mark Reckless as a guest.

They give him tinsel royals,
so he now blames the dispensed
and sings God Bless Nigel Farage
as he blames the poor in rest

He's fought the wide world over,
he's given blood and bone.
He's fought for every bloody cause
except his bloody own.