Taffy Voted Leave and reply by Phil Knight

Taffy Voted Leave

Taffy is a Welshman,
Taffy is no thief.
UKIP came to Taffy's house
and stole all true belief

Taffy made no protest,
for he doesn't like a row
Hamilton called on him again
and stole the bloody cow.
UKIP stole his tolerance
they stole his conscience too.
 
They even stole his language
and flushed it down the loo.
Taffy is a Welshman,
Taffy is a fool.
Taffy voted UKIP
when offered all the truth

And now the hope is closing down
and the EU had its day,
Taffy still lives upon his knees,
for he knows no other way.

We have racists and deniers
and Darren Nichols too,
who does not grasp the 'problem"
between the alt right and the Jew.

And now in far Llanelli
The language is attacked
by a tweeting Labour Councillor,
With Darren at his back..

Now sometimes UKIPs members
will start a row or so,
but you can bank on Taffy:
he still knows not what to do

Taffy is a Welshman
who likes to be oppressed.
He was proud to tug his forelock
to Mark Reckless as a guest.

They give him tinsel royals,
and he blames the dispossessed
and sings God Bless Farage
as they blame the refugee at rest..

He's fought the wide world over,
he's given blood and bone.
He's fought for every bloody cause
except his bloody own.


Phil Knight replied

 Taffy was a Welshman
Who grew on what was the EEC
His name was Mr Kinnock
And he smiled on our TV.
His family all got very rich
And he ingored his people's pain
He made himself Chief Engineer
Of the European Union Gravy train.
He is in the house of Lords
A place he used to hate
He lives a high old life
Or has a drink with a Tory mate.

You too could become a Taffy
You don't have to be from Wales
Just betray all your principles
And then spin a few fairy tales.