Racy & Erotic Lines You Will Never Believe Are By Shakespeare
The most celebrated English playwright in the
world, William Shakespeare, might be shrouded in mystery but he sure did
have a cheeky sense of humour. Along with being an absolutely brilliant
playwright who tickles academic sensibilities and crafts literary
devices, he is also a clever salesman.
His audience comprised of people from all walks of
life, aristocrats and the bourgeoise looking for refined, well-crafted
use of theatrical language as also the labour class who were looking to
spend their holiday drinking, visiting whores near the theatres and
spending an hour or two of idle time watching plays. Shakespeare used
both, ingeniously crafted plots and literary devices as well as cleverly
disguised sexual puns which would draw raucous laughter from the
crowds. Shakespeare has quite a lot of of allusions referring to sexy
time.
This is the earliest 'your mama' joke I've seen.
Hamlet takes a break from his father's ghost and stabbing his murderous uncle by talking creepily to his girlfriend Ophelia.
In A Midsummer Night's Dream, there is a
play within the play in which the wall is being played by a man. So
kissing the wall's hole was probably not a very pleasant option for the
speaker.
Though the slang 'cock' stands for today wasn't prevalent back then but the pun is un-mistakeable.
Malvolio
reads out this letter from Olivia, whose employ he is in and tries to
decipher her handwriting but it's pretty obvious what he spells out.
...and oral.
The open arse bit and what it refers is pretty
clear and poperin sounds suspiciously like 'pop her in' pear or another
word for penis.
Hamlet describing his mother and his uncle's sexy time together.
Not appetite for a cheeseburger. The other kind of appetite.
You'll never guess what they're actually talking
about - hair. Andrew's hair is lank and dull in the play so Sir Toby
uses the image of a woman who spins yarn from flax. And also obviously
sex.
'Making the beast with two backs' had become a
common term for sexual intercourse in which in a missionary position or
presumably standing up, two people would look like one person entwined
and with two backs facing outwards.
These
lines are part of a conversation in which Hamlet asks Guildenstern and
Rosencrantz how Fate is treating them to which they reply neither too
good nor too bad; neither on the top of Fate nor “soles of her shoes.”
Hamlet replies to this saying, "Then you live about her waist.." and
they have a snigger cause dirty joke. Lawl.
The boner.
More oral.
Dwell on the line, "My cherry lips have kissed thy stones."
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